Can’t rant
March 8th, 2009 Egghead
You know, I’d like to post a rant right now, but my level of irritation is just at that level where, when I try to think about it, I’m reduced to near incoherence. I’m not in a good mood right now. I’m just feeling a smidgen edfairked.
I am a great guy. I’ve got my act together. I’m easy to get along with, got a good sense of humor. I’ve got a job, I’m good with kids, I’m smart, I’m educated, I’m a hard worker, I’ve got a nice home, I’ve got a nice car, I’ve got a whole lot of interests, I’m relatively good-looking. So why am I still single? After careful consideration, I’ve come to the conclusion, that it’s not me! It boils down to just this: WOMEN ARE STUPID. They don’t know what they want, wouldn’t recognize what’s good for them if it came up and bit them, and couldn’t go after something good in order to save their lives.
Put simply, women aren’t worth my while. They’re beneath me, and they don’t f*cking deserve someone as great as I am.