Corn flakes and frosted flakes

November 7th, 2008 Egghead

The sheer number of times women decide to flake out is simply astounding.

Overheard at work

September 26th, 2008 Egghead

Overheard a skank at work saying the following:

I haven’t been mean to him yet! I’m saving that for another day.

And she wonders why she can’t keep a boyfriend.

Irritation

September 21st, 2008 Egghead

I think one thing that irritates me quite a bit about wimmen is their tendency to flake out. They don’t just flake out on guys, they flake out on other women too.

Last night, I had a party, and invited a group of people I work with. The married couples all came. This one single girl whom I invited had RSVP’d, and also confirmed again only two days before, that she was still planning on coming to the party. She had also planned, in advance, to ride with another female coworker to the party. So, in effect, she flaked out on both of us. We each tried to call her, but there was no response.

I think it’s irresponsible in the extreme to do this sort of thing. Yes, emergencies sometimes crop up and force plans to change, but common courtesy would dictate that you call to inform the other party that you have to cancel your plans.

The only women who have this courtesy are older than me. I have yet to see a woman younger than me even think of doing this.

It’s poor breeding. I blame their parents. Actually, no. I don’t. They’re adults now. I blame them.

An exposé of everything that’s wrong with our society

July 12th, 2008 Egghead

Watch the video at this link, and learn why our society is doomed: My Super Sweet 16: An English Perspective. Charlie Brooker turns his burning gaze on Sweet 16 brats.

Read this

July 2nd, 2008 Egghead

Everyone should read this article: Our Matriarchal Society by Guy White.

Plans

February 25th, 2008 Egghead
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I apologize for the long period between posts. I’m actually planning a series of posts on the general topic of political philosophy. It should shed some light on the sorry mess that serves as an excuse for politics in the U.S. Oddly enough, my first post in that series will be on the topic of sex. First, however, I have to get my thoughts organized, and deal with a lot of things coming up in my everyday life.

Useless trinkets

February 19th, 2008 Egghead

Dr. Helen asks Why are Diamonds a Girl’s Best Friend?

I thought my readers would like this comic strip

February 14th, 2008 Egghead

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Happy Schadenfreude Day!

February 14th, 2008 Egghead
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In the past generation, the powers-that-be have conspired to turn Valentine’s day from a day where people exchanged tokens of love into a day where men are required to abase themselves and debase their personal economies by giving ridiculously expensive gifts to women in return for …civility.

What the hell is wrong with that picture?

For me, it’s still a day to celebrate, however. I celebrate my freedom from this burden. Last night I went to Wal-mart to buy a few little gifts for my 5-year-old nephew*, and was utterly repulsed by the crowds of people in there.

I have to admit to a bit of schadenfreude. It’s not quite so much taking pleasure at the suffering of men out there who have to buy cut roses, diamond rings, chocolate, and other useless trinkets for the demanding women in their lives, but rather relief at not having to.

(By the way, what does dead plant material, crystallized carbon mounted on circlets of debased soft metals, and highly-fattening foods of questionable nutritional value have to do with romance?)

Tonight, I plan to celebrate being single.

 
 

*Army men and toy cars. What boy wouldn’t love those toys?

Hypocrisy

February 12th, 2008 Egghead

Hypocrisy, thy name is Duke University.

When a mentally deluded stripper accused three Duke University lacrosse players of a brutal gang rape at a March 2006 off-campus team party during spring break, dozens of activist Duke professors were not content merely to give great credence to the rape charge, even as evidence of its probable fraudulence poured into the public record. They also treated the lacrosse players as pariahs for having hired strippers at all. So, too, did Duke President Richard Brodhead, Board Chairman Robert Steel, other campus administrators, many in the media, and others.

To underscore its horror, the university adopted a new rule: “Strippers may not be invited or paid to perform at events sponsored by individual students, residential living groups, or cohesive units.”

So, some might be surprised to learn that on this year’s Super Bowl Sunday, Duke University played host to a group of strippers, prostitutes, phone-sex operators, and others in a “Sex Workers Art Show” to display their “creativity and genius.” The university spent $3,500 from student fees and various programs to pay the performers and cover expenses.

Gee, why am I not surprised?